Voting for Kodos

Sometimes I think everyone’s lost their minds.

Let’s revisit The Simpsons. “Treehouse of Horror VII,” Season 8, the third segment: “Citizen Kang.”

Homer discovers that the Republican and Democrat candidates for the 1996 Presidential Election have been replaced by Kang and Kodos, bloodthirsty aliens bent on conquering the Earth, in the final days of the campaign.

Kent: Kent Brockman here, with Campaign ’96: America Flips A Coin. At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie.

Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. [crosses arms] End communication.

Marge: Hmm, that’s Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk.

Both candidates make preposterous statements, act extremely erratically in public, and are openly contemptuous of the electorate.

Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?

Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!

Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.

All this is analysed by the press, politicians, and people as if all this is just another election campaign.

(A Democratic National Committee van pulls up, and George Stephanopoulos pokes his head out.)

George: Uh, Mr. President, Sir. People are becoming a bit… confused by the way your and your opponent are, well, constantly holding hands.

Kang: We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.

It all comes to its naturally ridiculous conclusion when Homer finally (literally) unveils the true nature of “Clinton” and “Dole” by tearing off their human masks, absolutely nobody seems willing to look past established political conventions:

Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us!

(crowd murmurs)

Man1: He’s right, this is a two-party system!

Man2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate!

Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away! (maniacal laugh)

End result: the Earth is conquered & put to work building a gargantuan death machine to aim at some unknown distant planet, because Americans treated the election like any other – even when it was shown that the two candidates are actual alien invaders hell-bent on enslaving humanity – and all anyone who didn’t vote for Kang can say is “don’t blame me – I voted for Kodos.”

You see where I’m going with this?

So many politicians are treating current politics as normal politics – and, in the process, applying normal political solutions to abnormal political problems. Everyone is trying to stop the UK Leaving the EU using normal political solutions. Every damned argument – “the people didn’t know what they voted for,” “they didn’t live up to their promises,” “the public have changed their mind” – may easily be accurate and true, but not one of them addresses the underlying problem. Said it before, I’ll say it again – the only justification for stopping the UK Leaving the EU that won’t result in political disaster is to completely void the corrupt & illegally-won 2016 referendum, serious consequences for all those who were involved, and a complete uprooting of the centuries-old political morass which has engulfed all the major parties. It is, predictably, the only route that even the most die-hard Remainers among the UK Government, Coalition, & even a fair chunk of the Opposition party will not even countenance.

Same with the Prime Moronster. Boris Johnson is not a Prime Minister as we understand them, not even like the catastrophically inept May, the critical failure Cameron, the arrogant blusterer Brown, or the hypocritical warmonger Blair. Boris Johnson doesn’t want to lead the UK. Boris Johnson doesn’t care about the UK. Boris Johnson is out to asset-strip the UK for all its worth. He is out to make his friends obscenely rich. He is out to commit the most massive heist in the UK’s history, with a thoroughness and relentlessness that would appall even Thatcher. If that means destruction and devastation to UK “democracy” – such as it is – then it’s no skin off his nose. This is all well-known. This is all public record. If someone pulled at his stupid hair tightly enough to tear off the mask & reveal he was an alien all this time, would people still be faffing about with bills and People’s Votes rather than say “hey, this is a completely Outside Context Problem that we cannot fix by doing things the normal way?”

Much as it pains me to say, I cannot even watch the SNP any more, as – for whatever reason – they feel forced to join the other UK Parliamentarians in the defense of an institution they were elected to take themselves, and Scotland, out of. It was bad enough watching people like my MP, Ronnie Cowan – a man dedicated to independence for Scotland, who led the Yes Campaign in Inverclyde to the fifth highest Yes result in all of Scotland, and just 86 votes away from an outright Yes vote – swear that he “will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, her heirs and successors, according to law” less than a year after we came so close to never having to deal with that wretched Parliament ever again. Even with their off-script statements on the sovereignty of the people of Scotland, it was infuriating watching Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon – both elected to represent the Sovereign People of Scotland in the Scottish Parliament – swear that they  “solemnly, sincerely and truly declare and affirm” they “will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, Her Heirs and Successors, according to Law.”

Now I have to grin and bear it as Ian Blackford talks about how terrible it is that Boris Johnson is not respecting the “Will of Parliament.” With the greatest of respect, Mr. Blackford, the “Will of Parliament” has almost always been a complete and utter betrayal of the people of Scotland. It was the “Will of Parliament” to reject every SNP amendment to the new Scotland Bill. It was the “Will of Parliament” to deny the people of Scotland their voice in the EU Referendum. It was the “Will of Parliament” to traduce and ignore the Sovereign Will of the Scottish People. Why do you give a flying Farquharson about the will of a Parliament that has treated Scotland so miserably, when it’s the will of the people of Scotland you and your party are supposed to represent?

This is the ultimate trap which working with the pro-EU UK parties have set us. In the SNP’s understandable and justified desire to ensure Scotland is not taken out of the EU against our will, the SNP have set themselves up to be bigger and better democrats than any of the UK parties (not that it would be difficult) – the politics of respectability. It’s almost certainly a factor in the 2011 majority, as the people of Scotland looked at Ian Gray & said, resoundingly, “nae thanks.” Then it didn’t matter what Gray and his party did – the optics of what it looked like for a prospective First Minister to run into a Subway to escape from some random voters was too much to overcome. It is not 2011. It is not 2014. It is not even 2016. The politics of respectability can only take the SNP so far, and in this new age where what might as well be Hideous Space Reptiles are running rings about “respectable” Parliamentarians, it might actually be a hindrance.

Case in point: neither the Opposition Party nor the SNP voted to end Boris Johnson’s premiership. After years of agitating for a General Election to oust the UK Government Party, when the opportunity presented itself… neither party actually did anything about it.

Are you KIDDING me!?!

Yes, I know fine well why they didn’t, and the reasons provided would make sense if Boris Johnson was an ordinary Prime Minister who actually cared about the UK and wanted to run it like an ordinary Prime Minister. But Boris Johnson doesn’t care about any of that – he cares about the optics. And, because of the UK media’s supine approach to the Establishment & the Conmen’s willingness to break any sort of laws, all voters are going to see is “the parties who wouldn’t shut up about getting a General Election didn’t vote for it when they had the chance, because polling suggests they would lose.” In the SNP’s case, they’d undoubtedly win Scotland – but with the Opposition Party not looking to capitalise, they would still end up losing with the UK Government Party still in command. So, the wily Opposition Party thought they saw Johnson’s trap, & didn’t take the bait – still not realising that this wasn’t the trap at all. They saw the yawning chasm in front of them, scoffed at the transparency of the “trap,” turned left, and walked straight into the net. Never occurring to them is the idea of not actually walking into a trap at all.

So there’s a lot of self-congratulations going on, as Boris Johnson has lost more votes in his first session than any Prime Minister in history, and the Opposition claim – entirely falsely – that they have “stopped” No Deal from happening. At best, they’ve just delayed it, and crucially, they’ve shown zero sign of being able to offer an alternative, which the EU certainly won’t appreciate. Meanwhile, the Conmen can point to all this, and ask the people “are you happy with this nonsense?” all but guaranteeing English victory in an election whenever it happens. Meanwhile, the SNP keep playing the Westminster game fairly, even as everyone around them is cheating shamelessly & openly, hoping that the voters will take note when indyref2 comes along.

It’s tough to watch, & I’m tearing my hair out at some of the things SNP politicians are saying – because this is all evidence to show the International Community that they did everything by the book, that they did everything right. But we’re beyond the point where the Establishment is simply not playing by the book: someone else has stolen the book, & is ripping it to pieces in front of our eyes. There will come a point where this won’t work any more, where voting for Kodos just offers disaster under a different name.

And then, the SNP, and the people of Scotland, have to be ready for the nightmare which has already begun.

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18 thoughts on “Voting for Kodos

  1. Neil Anderson says:

    Excellent analysis Al. The confusion which currently reigns is startling. Who knows what number of disaster capitalist stand behind this, but they are pulling strings like mad. BJ looks very much like a useful – and rapidly deteriorating – tool. Things are moving at breakneck speed.

    I have no confidence in any of our elected reps now, of any shade. It seems like madness has descended.

    Good luck staying sane.

    • JGedd says:

      Agree with all of that. I feel like retreating from all of this. I have lost trust in decision makers to understand this situation – even those who I previously respected. Things fall apart, indeed – and let the pieces fall where they may.

  2. JMD says:

    Completely agree with this article. What’s it going to take to get the SNP leadership to start being more proactive and confrontational, and focus completely on getting Scotland out of the uk.

    Which, by and large, is what they were elected for. Are they trying to ignore that?

  3. Douglas Deans says:

    Thank you.
    Absolutely spot on Al.
    I’ve started reading Naomi Klein’s books about Shock Politics, this is a global phenomenon-we are supposed to be confused, disorientated and unable to stop those with no respect for the rules.
    It seemed so depressing that I’ve started with her most recent book which claims to have some ideas about how to counter this, I needed cheering up! Here’s hoping.

  4. Cactus says:

    It’s been ah while and Howde Al, we live in a wilderness.

    Kudos is excellent.

    Yes is cool.

  5. Cactus says:

    What are me thoughts about Scotland Al…

    Wake me up when September ’19 ends like Green Day like…

    Oh that was yesterday, NOW is October…

    Auld moniker LOVE like…

    Thx Mr. T.

  6. Cactus says:

    To a Peace, said Burns.

    It is like LOVERS.

    2:17 knows

  7. Cactus says:

    Hey Al, hope yer gaun tae Edinburgh dis Saturday ’19…

    This is the last iGig of dis year pre-i-Scotland.

    We’ll be on the IndyLive radio livin’ it up

    Listen in readers and listeners

    Come Saturday dude

    Arise

  8. Cactus says:

    May aye keep going Al, by your command… it helps.

    Kodos is even cooler than Ku.

    Scotland says Yes!

  9. Cactus says:

    We are awe ah Disc. Operating. System.

  10. Cactus says:

    Cheers Al, one needs some kind of outlet like…

    Cheers to Kodos.

    Cheers 2U!

  11. Cactus says:

    Aye wont swear here Al…

    Kudos is Kodos.

    Days to go…

  12. Cactus says:

    One would SO LOVE a Wilderness Over and with comes our Peace…

    That’s the correct kinda one

    There be a difference

    Think Yes!

  13. Cactus says:

    We cool, dude…

    Aye oui are

    X

  14. Cactus says:

    Good morning Toisday ra 3rd, you have just become it…

    Kodas could be king…

    We own midnight.

    Ask Borish.

  15. Cactus says:

    Kodos is cool too.

    But he doesn’t know the codes.

    Aye do…

    And SO dae you.

    Love the love…

  16. Cactus says:

    Morning Al, check this one out…

    An ode to Brexit.

    Are ye all ready for Brexit?

    On the 5th day of Brexit my true love gave to me… austerity (awe-ster-itee)
    Fore-closed accounts
    Three chlorine hens
    Two tins of beans
    And a decade of misery (mis-e-ree)

    Merry Brexit!

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